"You should not judge a book by its cover. That is, unless the cover is bound in human flesh. If a book is bound in human flesh, it is probably cursed." ...and that's just some of the great insight you'll find in this collection of short stories and essays!
This book has it all - discussions of suicidal cats, ponderings about the similarities between Weezer and Picasso, oddly confusing poetry, travelling tips, and SO MUCH MORE!